Jolly Tinker
There was a jolly tinker and he hailed from France
There was a jolly tinker and he hailed from France
With his long-john-tiddly-whacker-fiddly-whacker pants
His long-john-tiddly-whacker-overgrown-kidney-cracker-looking for a sidney-stack-around the belly wang.
Well the farmer's daughter, she was coming from the ball
The farmer's daughter, she was coming from the ball
She met the jolly tinker, he was standing by a wall
With his long-john-tiddly-whacker-overgrown-kidney-cracker-looking for a sidney-stack-around the belly wang.
She took one look and she told him with a sigh
Well she took one look and she told him with a sigh
You're my darlin, you're my dearest, you're the apple of my eye
With your long-john-tiddly-whacker-overgrown-kidney-cracker-looking for a sidney-stack-around the belly wang.
Pretty maiden, pretty maiden, pretty maiden, I love you
Pretty maiden, pretty maiden, pretty maiden, I love you
Said she, my jolly tinker just a half a dollar'll do
With your long-john-tiddly-whacker-overgrown-kidney-cracker-looking for a sidney-stack-around the belly wang.
Well he took her by the hand for to bring her to the hay
He took her by the hand for to bring her to the hay
She got so eager, she dragged him all the way
By his long-john-tiddly-whacker-overgrown-kidney-cracker-looking for a sidney-stack-around the belly wang.
First he had her in the barn, and then he had her in the hall
Well he had her in the barn, and then he had her in the hall
The servants started screaming, "He's gonna have us all!
With his long-john-tiddly-whacker-overgrown-kidney-cracker-looking for a sidney-stack-around the belly wang."
Well when the fun was over, he shouldered up his load
Well when the fun was over, he shouldered up his load
He brushed off his clothes, went whistlin down the road
With his long-john-tiddly-whacker-overgrown-kidney-cracker-looking for a sidney-stack-around the belly wang.
"Oh mother," cried the maiden, "I am troubled, I'm alone."
"Oh mother," cried the maiden, "I am troubled, I'm alone.
For the tinker's took his pleasure and he's left me here to moan
With his long-john-tiddly-whacker-overgrown-kidney-cracker-looking for a sidney-stack-around the belly wang."
"Daughter, you're a ninny for you left it all to chance."
"Daughter, you're a ninny for you left it all to chance.
Don't give it to a tinker, till he pays you in advance
With his long-john-tiddly-whacker-overgrown-kidney-cracker-looking for a sidney-stack-around the belly wang."