Roderic Green

[All the world*] has never seen
One the likes of Roderic Green
Twas well known that he had lain
With nearly every buxom maid.

He started young, when he was six
His nursemaid taught him dirty tricks,
And though his boyhood wasn't long,
She taught him how to sing this song

Chorus:
Hi, hi, spit in yer eye, drop me pants and grin!
Lie down, lovely lady fair, and let me hammer in!

When Lord Rod was twelve years old,
His boyhood was both brash and bold.
Charmed the girls from dusk to dawn
And each one learned to sing this song:

Chorus

When Lord Rod was twenty-four
Ladies waited by the door
As they cried out for "More!"
You could hear his manly roar

Chorus

When Lord Rod was thirty-eight
He thought he'd finally found a mate
Looking the best a woman can
But underneath she was a man!
(spoken)Naturally, he was a little shook up by this... Rod, that is

Chorus

From his bride he ran away
Till he's now both old and grey
His lusty days would be no more
After laying with a manly whore.

Chorus

At the age of ninety-six
Roderic wears a crucifix
And a collar can be seen
About the neck of Reverend Green

Chorus x2

I can't make out the first syllables in Yonatan's version of this song. I believe that he's substituted an SCA group for the lyrics above, which I found from another source.

- And There Was Much Rejoicing, and Then They Ate the Minstrels