Pig and the Inebriate

It was early last December
As near as I remember
Oh I staggered down the street in tipsy pride

No one was I disturbing
As I lay down by the curbing
And a pig walked up and laid down by my side

As I lay down in the gutter
Thinking thoughts I can not utter
A lady passing by was heard to say
"mm mm mm tsk tsk tsk well!

You can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses!"
And then the pig got up and slowly walked away.