Freaking the Mundanes
Tune: Waltzing Matilda
Once a noble baron held a court in Bordermarch
Out on the steps of the library
We sang as we marched down the sidewalk in our funny clothes
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me
Freaking the mundanes
Freaking the mundanes
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me
We sang as we marched down the sidewalk in our funny clothes
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me
Fighter practice in the park, heard a chiming from the road
Stand and deliver cried the bold company
We sang as we munched on our snowcones and our ice cream bars
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me
Freaking the mundanes
Freaking the mundanes
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me
We sang as we munched on our snowcones and our ice cream bars
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me
Officers meeting turned into a Donneybrook
Out came the daggers: one, two, three
Bard wouldn't let us melee in his living room
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me
Freaking the mundanes
Freaking the mundanes
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me
Bard wouldn't let us melee in his living room
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me
Baldwin the Bard goes walking down I-25
Singing his songs as a minstrel free
He sings as the tourists stare out from their passing cars
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me
Freaking the mundanes
Freaking the mundanes
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me
And he sings as the tourists stare out from their passing cars
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me
Why sit alone and dream your dreams of solitude?
This will be fun, I can guarantee
Come put on your costume, strap your weapon by your side
And come a freaking the mundanes with me
Freaking the mundanes
Freaking the mundanes
You'll come a freaking the mundanes with me
Come put on your costume, strap your weapon by your side
And come a freaking the mundanes with me
And There Was Much Rejoicing (and then they ate the minstrels)