Oh Hopeless Knight

Tune: O Holy Night

O hopeless knight!
Your squires are slowly dying
Your whole army is lying on the field
Long lay your men, with cuts and bruises pining
I think it best if you would learn to yield

Your calvary was mercilessly slaughtered
By mercenaries far better trained than you
You fell to your knees
And you heard your fighters screaming
O knight, divine
O knight, give up all hope
O knight, divine
O knight, o hopeless knight!

There stood the mercs
A small and harmless army
Or so you thought, but they proved you wrong
You viewed the scene of disaster you'd created
You should have realized it all along

You now lay in a tomb in our cathedral
With body torn and broken from the fight
You fell to your knees
And you heard the angel voices
O knight, enshrined
O knight, you lost the fight
O knight, enshrined
O knight, o knight divine