Bloody Bawdy Villain

Music: "The Major General's Song" from Gilbert & Sullivan's Pirates of Penzance

I am the very model of a bloody bawdy villain
I'm a master of the subtle arts of treachery and killin'
I saw absolutely nothing wrong in poisoning my brother
And I'm very much attached to little Hamlet's lovely mother
Debauchery's delightful and chicanery's adorable
While honesty and loyalty and truth I find deplorable
The fact that there are crimes I've not committed yet is horrible!
(stuck for a rhyme, he considers possiblities:
"Floorable...gorable.. ah, I have it!)
But what care I, so long as wenches wink and wine is pourable?
I come highly recommended as a talented deflowerer
If glowering is wanted, I'm a very gifted glowererer
When new sins are invented you will find me more than willin'
For I am the very model of a bloody bawdy villain!